A place to keep my work.

If this dude can do it then so can I. All hail me. I are the king of the U-niverse. 


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on Mar 03, 2017

Regardless of accuracy, that's a pretty fine piece of text! I'll have to save a copy for when I inevitably seize power.

on Mar 03, 2017

Heavenfall

Regardless of accuracy, that's a pretty fine piece of text! I'll have to save a copy for when I inevitably seize power.

Seize power my arse!!!!  I have a stronger case to the British throne than you's all because I actually saw the Queen once and met Prince Charles at Dartmouth [the original Dartmouth in Devon England... not the fake one over the Atlantic] Naval College.

Wot's more, I've seen Buckingham Palace, Windsor Castle and the Crown Jewels in the Tower of London, so I am considerably more familiar with the throne, its responsibilities and its realm.... so there!!!!

Furthermore, to consolidate my claim against usurpers from former colonies, I have no trouble speaking with a plum in my mouth and my favourite British TV show is Spitting Images.

on Mar 03, 2017

I had in mind something a little larger...

on Mar 03, 2017

Heavenfall

I had in mind something a little larger...

I had that in mind for my 72 years.

on Mar 03, 2017

All donations to the U-niverse are to be gathered forthwith, put in a brown paper bag and stuffed in the nearest mailbox. I'll pick it up later 'cause...I are King of the U-niverse. 

on Mar 03, 2017

DaveBax


Quoting Heavenfall,

I had in mind something a little larger...



I had that in mind for my 72 years.

Then at 63......poof......all gone.

on Mar 03, 2017

starkers

Quoting Heavenfall,





and the Crown Jewels in the Tower of London


Poor Phillip!!!!

on Mar 03, 2017


All donations to the U-niverse are to be gathered forthwith, put in a brown paper bag and stuffed in the nearest mailbox. I'll pick it up later 'cause...I are King of the U-niverse. 

Yeah ok Ross. Let me know how that works out for you.

on Mar 03, 2017

I'm the King of my throne, but my sevants keep forgetting to replace the toilet paper roll. That's the closest I get to royalty. 

on Mar 03, 2017

Aussie007

and the Crown Jewels in the Tower of London

Awwww I wanted to write that after I read that (and the Crown Jewels in the Tower of London).

on Mar 04, 2017

DaveBax


Quoting Uvah,

All donations to the U-niverse are to be gathered forthwith, put in a brown paper bag and stuffed in the nearest mailbox. I'll pick it up later 'cause...I are King of the U-niverse. 



Yeah ok Ross. Let me know how that works out for you.

Not too too good. Being King of the U-niverse ain't easy ya know.

on Mar 04, 2017

starkers

Seize power my arse!!!!  I have a stronger case to the British throne than you's all because I actually saw the Queen once and met Prince Charles at Dartmouth [the original Dartmouth in Devon England... not the fake one over the Atlantic] Naval College.

Actually, that'd be Navel, in your case.  

on Mar 04, 2017

Navels are banned in the U-niverse. I said so 'cause I are the King.

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