damm thats good doc

Just tryin to cheer my favorite Pyrate girl up....

That did the trick ,  I am still cackaling rofl ,  I love it heaps ty

I'll pm you a copy for your files...lol....just watch out for the broom handle! 

Yup, a Curried Cabbage WB is a MUST.... complete with animated gas clouds, sounds and smell-o-vision.

Master skin or not.... doesn't matter, so long as it captures the 'essence' and has the right shade of green.

The WB, well that's up to the skinners.... but the smell-o-vision is mine.... ALL MINE!

I have this idea to bottle the 'gas' and connect it to users PC's via USB to deliver the smell-o-vison experience...

One mouse click on the start button - ANY button - and you have the sweet aroma of a curried cabbage bark.

I'm sure the skinner(s) will be able to create the appropriate gas clouds with each button click... to give it authenticity.

I was rather hoping vStyler would take it on, even though he said that he'd not touch it with a 10 foot spatula.  OK, v, how about we provide you a 12 foot spatula, a bio-suit and an extra heavy-duty gas mask???

I had also thought Kitty Malone (aka Vampothika), but I know that she has delicate sensibilities and it may be too much for her... even out there in the country air with a stiff breeze blowing at her back.  Yup, curried cabbage gas has the amazing knack of being able to travel up-wind.

BTW: USB gas bottles and smell-o-vision sold seperately: mass production will incur some overheads (homegrown will be insufficient), and those vials don't exactly come cheap.  I'm also thinking there may be some elective surgery involved - and that's not exactly cheap, either - so 20 bucks a pop, I believe, would be reasonable.

Hey Doc, I know this should go in your Medical Advice Column, but it is pertinent here... regarding that 'elective surgery.  To prevent spillage/waste when filling the vials, do you thing I should have sphincter surgery to ensure there's no waste or leakage?  I mean, if I'm getting in truckloads of cabbage and curry powder, not to mention sour cream and/pr natural yoghurt at a cost, it is going to be too expensive a commodity to waste.... and of course, I don't want the Hazmat/CDC people knocking on my door over excessive emissions.

Oh, and another medical question: once my gall bladder is removed, will I 'bark' less???

HEY! curry is my favorite food, quit mocking it or.....

Ok, fine, I'll stink about it

oooooo that could have splinters on it best make sure that you sand it down first 

*LEGAL DISCLAIMER: Due to the completely deplorable lack of discipline a certain Piratical member has shown by posting his question in an open to the public eye rather than in a  'blind' Medical Advice Thread by email/pm, he can no longer claim medical confidentiality.

1. If such sphincter surgery were performed, it would violate the Nuclear Non-Proliferation Treaty, for one and secondly would probably kill you, Captain. I mean, think about it: Closing off the only path of decompression would cause the obliteration of Australia, Micro and Macronesia, Indonesia and The Bismark Archipelago, Bikini Island, Sumatra and Iwo Jima along with Papaete. In fact, the ensuing Tsunami would probably end all life on earth except for 2 cockroaches in the far north of Norway, and some blind, deaf and concussed monstrosities in the Marianas Trench. The shock wave will shatter the moon and alter the Earth's orbit as well as causing adjustments in the orbits of our neighboring planets. It would probably reach the Klingons circling Uranus.

2. Yes, you'll bark less, but when you do bark, it will signal the end of life on Earth. It will, in a very apropos way be "Gabriel's Trumpet" and will cause the End of Days (nights too) AND The End (from starkers' "end").

One might therefore correctly reason that the most deadly weapon of mass destruction would be a small needle and relatively short length of thread required to sew up that "Avenue of Decompression" (located not far from the Boulevard Desanus).

So far we got a wall, a start button and a wall......whose for the 'weather' widget. Hint...it should be specially shielded with three layers of mylar sandwiched between alternate layers of kelvar #7. Todo list is a must. Event list is optional because after the first event Earth may no longer be here. ET will probably hit us with a fine for stinking up the cosmos though.

BTW......newegg has a special on sphincter inserts for the hard to fit. They come with a side bottle to store anti-curry plasma for those moments of unexpected mass ejections. 

I think we still have gasssss

Yes, I have no life and take entirely to many pain killers.

Start Button:

Thats not gas its one of those new air-powered vibrators   Just check the facial expression. 

I dare u to make that blind.