hmmmmm, now that buggered it, I will now have to find a way better place

I have a another idea  I'll put it  just under a bear trap but the thing is he wont know which one hehehe

You are so bad mrs starkers. Hope Harry don't find out cause he'll tell matilda and matilda will tell harriet then harriet will blab to monica and you know monica has a mouth that don't quit (just ask bill) and she'll slurpy durp over to mabel and mabel...well...mabel will be mabel and before ya know it starkers is in the dog house again without even knowing how he got there.

Ahem.... I always know why I'm in the doghouse.  It has something to do with curried cabbage, a highly relaxed sphincter and odious emanations coming from my shorts. 

What I don't understand, however, is how come I keep getting up with fleas.  

Now where did I hide those Keys!!!!!!!!!!

The fleas have 'em. They figured it'll drive starkers out of the doghouse and they can fumigate.