Opposite sides of the planet with one thought....lol!

Sham Wow   A very annoying commercial

My bad. The percoset blurs my vision. I thought it was  abag.

All the best Po, we will be waiting for you when you get back

good luck brother man...get better soon.

Bitch! I meant good luck Bitch!

All the best Noah on a successful surgery and a speedy recovery.

Yup, and at least he won't have to blast 'em out with a fire hose.

Passing a kidney stone (of any magnitude) is not a pleasant experience.

And the doctors say it'll be alright, just drink plenty of water.  Personally, I think a few shots of rum would be the better lubricant.  It mightn't lubricate per se`, but ye shure don't care 'alf as much wiiv a few nips o' nectar under yer belt.

Come to think of it... which I do, my former brother-in-law had to have surgery for kidney stones, and while they were in there the surgeon discovered he had an extra bowel.  Yup, true story!!!  I always thought he was full of shit - as in twice as much as the average bullshit artist - and that proved it.  They removed the second bowel, obviously, so that he could lead a normal life minus the abdominal pain/discomfort 

Not that it made a difference, however... he's still full of it.

Probably from knowing you, Cap'n.... the only way he could compete with gas production.   

Oh no, there was NO competition there.  I beat him hands down in the 'gas' department.  He just beat me hands down in the... um, being 'full of it' department.  I once said to him that he ought to carry a box of tissues, and when he asked why, I said: "Because you're always dribbling shit!"

Had surhery. Stone had broke and got stuck.

Instead of waking up pain free I woke up worse than before. Because of the stone breaking, getting stuck and all the inflamation they have put a stint in. I don't even have words to describe tha pain I am in. I'm in and out on the drugs. CVhecking in here and lurking around to keep my mind off of things. Thanks for all the support.

Oh crap. The in and out? I'd choose 'out'. Sorry, bud...but at least they're out. The inflammation will die down. Gobble them pills, and drink fluids. Lemonade and grapefruit juice...they'll make thirsty and you'll drink more that way.

Sorry you had to have the stent....but thank G-d they exist. Without that they'd have to do a nephrostomy...and that's no fun at all. Sent you a 'special' get well.

He actually looks like my kinda doc.