Okay, so reincarnation is banned in China?
Hmmm, shall have to remember that and request an alternative destination.
And time travel is banned there, too.
Well Doctor Who is in the shit if the TARDIS lands there by mistake.
One of the craziest, recorded music being banned in Romania to prevent lip syncing.
Like who TF is gonna notice that on radio anyhow?
And Scrabble being banned for being too intellectual.
Truth be known, he banned it cos he kept losing after being disallowed rude and slang words not in the dictionary.
What I want to know is what is a Western haircut - how it's different from an Eastern one - and why Iran thought it necessary to ban it?
Maybe it's to catch a rising rather than a setting sun?
For mine, water going down the plug hole the wrong way should be banned.
It should spiral down from right to left, and anybody not conforming to this would be heavily fined and charged with civil disobedience.
Er....'right to left' doesn't define a spiral ... ...
Top left to mid right to mid left to bottom right in a roundabout way maybe. I wonder if the scrabble players rejoiced after he was deposed.
This thread is now banned in those countries.
Would it be counter intuitive to suggest that right and left don't apply to spirals? Clocking out now.... (before some catches up with me).
Oh go on, get all testical... I mean technical on me. Whether it gurgles or spirals down the plug hole, I don't care. So long as the outpouring starts from the right and flows around to the left I'm fine with it. If it goes the other way... well the fines can be paid into my account No. 666-333-666-2
starkers.... you still are wrong...'starts at the right and goes left' can be done BOTH clockwise AND anticlockwise....so any spiral can 'start right and go left'....even REVERSED ones....
Orright, just to please you, water has to go down the gurgler in an anticlockwise direction to be legal. ALL other directions will be deemed illegal and thus disallowed.
And for good measure, we'll have water coming out of the tap in an anticlockwise fashion... just to keep things uniform.
Down here....if you see it going clockwise it's time to kiss yer arse goodbye...
Probably... cos that'd mean we're up there and some twit has knocked the Earth of its axis.
Anyhow....
Banned for thinking I have a rubber neck and can kiss my arse... goodbye or otherwise.
No..its just means its spinning in the other direction. No biggie though cause all you have to do is stuff backwards and you'll never notice the difference.
That'd be nice, but the laws of the universe dictate that everything spins the way it does. If planet Earth is spinning in the opposite direction then ET has intervened in the natural process of things and we're up shit's creek in a barbed wire canoe with a crowbar for a paddle.
I therefore recommend we ban ET and put things right before politicians and bankers use the situation to their advantage.
Also, banned for thinking stuff can be done backwards.... imagine the pain and discomfort of having to wank that way.
That's why mirrors were invented dontcha know.
Banned for wanking in front of the mirror, then.
Which reminds me how I gave it up.... [If you're easily offended, DON'T PLAY]