Good ones Ross! I have always found this one hilarious!
These aren't advertising, but funny!
The McDonalds one 'Try Our New Crap' is probably the most honest one.... instead of driving thru you drive by.
The Subway 'free napkin w every purchase' is a joke, though. Here in Oz we can help ourselves to a handful of napkins at Subway and other fast food outlets. McDonalds can be a bit tight fisted, though. You'll get a napkin per each meal on the tray, but if you need more you have to ask in most McDonalds these days.
I have a cigarette lighter pouch with the 'motto'...
"9 out of 10 men who have tried Camels prefer women"...
Flick your Bic...(add rhyming word(s) here).
Hehe.... and the odd bloke out? He either prefers the camel... or perhaps a man.
And why does the Foreign Legion call camels 'ships of the desert'?
Cos they're full of soldiers semen.
I always got a chuckle out of Homer's ability to catch people's attention for Bart
"Speeding sir: what's your excuse?"
"I'm running late to get my tickets for the Annual Policemans Ball."
"Oh, okay! On your way, then"
It's like that line in whatever that movie was called: "As long as I have a face, you will always have someplace to sit."
Funny, that! I can remember the line but not the name of the movie. It was likely one of the 'Revenge of the Nerds' or 'Young Doctors In Love' Or something like that.
Followed by:
At least they still had beer in stock.
I finally found it. Cheap too.