A place to keep my work.
Chuckles
Published on June 9, 2018 By Uvah In Everything Else


Comments
on Jun 09, 2018

Good ones Ross! I have always found this one hilarious!   

on Jun 09, 2018

These aren't advertising, but funny!

on Jun 09, 2018

on Jun 09, 2018

The McDonalds one 'Try Our New Crap' is probably the most honest one.... instead of driving thru you drive by.

The Subway 'free napkin w every purchase' is a joke, though.  Here in Oz we can help ourselves to a handful of napkins at Subway and other fast food outlets.  McDonalds can be a bit tight fisted, though.  You'll get a napkin per each meal on the tray, but if you need more you have to ask in most McDonalds these days.

on Jun 10, 2018

I have a cigarette lighter pouch with the 'motto'...

"9 out of 10 men who have tried Camels prefer women"...

on Jun 10, 2018


I have a cigarette lighter pouch with the 'motto'...

"9 out of 10 men who have tried Camels prefer women"...

       

on Jun 10, 2018

Flick your Bic...(add rhyming word(s) here).   

on Jun 10, 2018


I have a cigarette lighter pouch with the 'motto'...

"9 out of 10 men who have tried Camels prefer women"...

Hehe.... and the odd bloke out?  He either prefers the camel... or perhaps a man.

And why does the Foreign Legion call camels 'ships of the desert'?

Cos they're full of soldiers semen.  

on Jun 11, 2018

I always got a chuckle out of Homer's ability to catch people's attention for Bart

on Jun 11, 2018

on Jun 11, 2018

"Speeding sir: what's your excuse?"

"I'm running late to get my tickets for the Annual Policemans Ball."

"Oh, okay! On your way, then"  

on Jun 13, 2018

on Jun 13, 2018

It's like that line in whatever that movie was called: "As long as I have a face, you will always have someplace to sit."

Funny, that!  I can remember the line but not the name of the movie.  It was likely one of the 'Revenge of the Nerds' or 'Young Doctors In Love'  Or something like that.

on Jun 13, 2018

funny sign

 

Followed by:

 

 

funnywalk

 

At least they still had beer in stock.