I'll have you know starkers that women don't toot.

Anything I say here would have me sleeping on the couch for a month.

Yes, we have a Gov't Auditor... but he's too busy looking into tax cheats and Oz companies moving their operations offshore to exploit cheap labour, thus killing off thousands of Aussie jobs.  Besides, these insurance rip-offs/rorts have been going on for so long that they're 'accepted' as standard practice... and the fact that insurance companies have contributed/are contributing greatly to spiralling patient care costs is being ignored.  As for insurance companies helping out gov't with planes and tanks, no way, that'd mean fewer luxury yatchs, private jets and mansions for execs.

Even the earmuffs don't help... and standing too close will actually blow them off... it's like standing in a wind tunnel at an aeronautical test site.

                                                                                                                                                              A happy wife, a happy marriage, Isn't that how the saying goes.? . 

Apparently, Rome burned for 10 or more days... so one could safely say it was the largest, most prolonged methane propelled demolition in history... or alternatively, Rome was shite in 10 days.

And the moon is made of Swiss cheese!  Let's just say that I've known more than one woman in my time who could peel off a phewsilanimous panty powderpuff that made my eyes water... and be proud of it, too.  Yup, there are ample methane mistresses around who can rival, if not better the best efforts of men... true paint peelers, some of those feminine fairy farts.

I'm with you on this one.. that's why I didn't elaborate, name names. 

 

 

All serious daring starts from within. Like the Toots!

     Let that be a lesson to you people. Rome started on a hill of shit. Romulus reamed his brother Remus and claimed the shit pile for himself. He built Rome on that and it took him 27.36139 years to pile up all the phewsilanimus panty powderpuff feminine fairy toots bottled at barkerfinery down the road at a cost of 17.4627 dracmas per bottle storing them under the hill until they was ripe enough to set out in the sun where they popped and incited the populace around the hill to build very large extravagant pillared Parthenons and Colliseums and such like so's Glutious Pootious Maximus' could set up another pile os shit letting the emanations collect in the surplus magnetic bottles what held the highly concentrated super duper plasmabarks he used to conquer the world before he was forced to go home 'cause the fem radical left hand movement threatened to toot so hard as to manifest a second coming of starkerbarkmeister. Not good. Glutious Pootious headed for another shit pile. Nero burned his and then Sodom and Gamorah was reduced to oozing puddles of greenish/brown goop when somebody (pssst...it was Cleo's cow but you didn't hear it from me) knocked over the lantern and set off the worlds first toxic mononuclear emanation that today is commonly known as a starkerbark.

 

I will be forwarding this to all the Italian Restaurants in your vicinity. Enjoy your next helping of gnochis.

There ain't none. They all abdicated in favor of all the pussilaneous nonsense emanating fron the local college. The science departments have been experimenting again with quantum barks which is why it's been raining here for the past week or so. Upset the natural order of things it did. Has to rain that much to wash away all the toxic goo when Jerry Springer sprung.

 

'pusillanimous'

I'm subtracting 30 karma points from you.

• I am sure Jafo has a copyright or patent on that word.
• Even if he doesn't, you probably need his permission or admin approval to use it
• You used it AND 'quantum' in the same paragraph. That would be arrogant even on Vulcan standards.
• You used the above mentioned words AND 'Jerry Springer' in the same paragraph. That's just WRONG.
• You mispelled it.
• I don't believe for one second that there is a college campus anywhere that does not have at least one Italian Restaurant that has greasy, sloppy, gooey-cheesey, New York Style pizza on the menu. (Damn, now I'm hungry)

PUSSILANEOUS-------as in-------p-u...ssil...ane...ous:

Definition...the extraneous extropolation of...stuff.

      1: Jafo ain't got nuttin' on this. At least not in writing.

      2: No I don't.

      3: So.

      4: Jerry Springer wouldn't know a 'quantum' if it got up and bit him in the ass.

      5: No I didn't. I made it up.

      6: Ever been to West Chester? It's a college town and the closest thing they got to a greasy, sloppy, gooey-cheesey, New York Style pizza is the Dominos across the street. I lived in New York an I know what a real greasy, sloppy, gooey-cheesey New York style pizza am. See...see...now you got me doin' it.  I'm gonna go get me some...YUM! On second thought maybe not. Carfare's too expensive and by the time I find Luigi's place they'll probably be closed and if not the pizza'll be cold by the time I get back. I hate cold pizza.

Seriously though...there's this place called Ponzone's across from Wingate H.S. in Brooklyn that used to make heros, they call 'em hoagies in Pa., in three sizes. Small is twelve inches long, medium is eighteen inches long and the large is a full two feet stuffed with all kinds of goodies. My favorite was the veal and cheese. Not veal parmagian (I don't think I spelled that right...ask Zubaz) but big chunks of veal in a homemade sauce with melted cheese. Talk about greasy, sloppy and gooey-cheesey. Man...it must have weighed at least three pounds it was so big.Lunch time would see kids lined up around the corner just waiting their chance. Oh for the good ole days..................sigh.  

Pa????

I lived in Kennet Square and played and sang at The Rat's Nest across from the university. THOSE were the good old days!

No?  Well, then let me inform you about the existence of North Central Kansas Technical College!   http://www.ncktc.edu/  in Beloit, Kansas.

They don't know what New York Style pizza is.  They don't know what Chicago style pizza is.  They know about Totinos pizza in the frozen food section at the ONE grocery store in town, and they know what McDonalds and Sonic are...for anything more exotic, the students at NCKTC, are going to have to go to the convenience store, where I temporarily worked for 6 months right after my divorce, making sub sandwiches, tacos on Thursdays, and breakfast burritos for the students to grab on their way to class.

Talk about the middle of nowhere!

 

I guess Carlotta's on East Main or Martinelli's Little Italy over in Salina don't count?