I may be biased, yeah I agree  

NEPOTISM!

Yeah...I heard they're related.

DOCTOR!

ummm....husband and wife?

SAM!!! 

Where?!?!?!?! He owes me money for one case of Italian sardines and a bottle of Bombay Sapphire.

He's a dirty little turtle.

Sam says "Nyah nyah!"

Good thing my pic ain't up there. Po would need to buy a new PC and all new software. Talk about scary!

Not to worry starkers. The good doctor can repair your avatar should the reflection leak onto it. Hope he's got a good stronge sponge though. I hear the toxic fallout is a real killer...gets into everything. Melting it down to slag...glowing embers flitting on the breeze towards innocents bystanders...causing mass hysteria...flubber suits flying out of the stores... you know...the usual stuff.

And I suppose you're gonna blame the dirty little turtle for those centerfold pics from the Playboy site wot got downloaded to yer puter as well?

How can I not Worry!!  Being responsible for starkerbarks is one thing, and I can live with it, but having my pics turning stomachs as well is another.  Even the worst of starkerbarks dissipates over time.... sometimes longer than others, but pics are a more permanent stomach churner... and I don't wanna be responsible for making gastroenterologists around the world rich.

My first wife reckoned that looking at me gave her the shits, and that effect enmasse could have devastating results... particularly in cities and towns worldwide that are below sea level. Shoot, Holland would be up to its neck in it... and nobody 'd be willing to put their finger in the dyke to save the day.

OMG...I forgot!! The Gulf...New Orleans...Bangladesh...Amsterdam with their legal doobies...Remember the movie water world. Earth will become toxicbarkerglowglobe.

No no no...uh uh...ET will come down here and sue us for damages. Say...why not send the bankers and CEO's and all those hapless lackluster dildo brains over to them.

Nope...that might not work either. They'll probably screw up their economy too and ET will come back and fashizzleitupourbutts!!

PUT THE PIC UP ANYWAY!

Yes, I'm going painfully slow. SOrry.

I have the buttons worked out. POssibly the taskbar as well.

Hope that doesn't mean what I think....

The bowls and task bar look wonderful, Po'. The gas clouds might use a tinge of green and red...

If you can send graphics, I can get WG to teach me to do docks...

Rome wasn't built in a day, Po`, and this project is going along just fine.  I must say that I'm quite impressed with your work to date, it's looking great... so just keep going as you are.  There's no hurry, mate... no hurry at all.

Long story.  Short version...They won't give me any more nerve blocks until I take the nuclear stress test on Tuesday. (They wouldn't give me the block two weeks ago, so I'm over due and in lots-o-pain) So, back to vicodin..which I hear they want to ban. Of course it makes sense since it's the only thing I get any relief from.

Thanks.

It's just the first wall to inspire me and keep me going on this.

Let me get a bit further.

How much rum have we had today? Thanks.

This is my main hold up. The start menu is mocking me.

None... not a drop.  These days this 'ere ol pirate be teetotallin' n' rum free.

Bin off it that long now, I'd git tiddly juss smelling tha cork there 'ere days, much less tha drinkin' of it.

I'm sure you will get it right at the end of the day... and all good things are worth waiting for.