Typical of government... the cheapskate bastards.  Now if they'd gone with the better quality, $2.01 duranium hydramyelidenum, that wouldn't have happened... though I doubt the ultra starkerbark was responsible for disintegrating the stocks.  More likely it was all the politicians who had turned up to see what public monies were being spent on.... all that hot air and political guff is the probable cause, but no doubt starkerbarks will get the blame and there'll be all sorts of senate inquiries into whether or not they can ban curried cabbage... take it off the public menu.

Damned government... always interfering in stuff, but it'll be a cold day in Hell before I give up curried cabbage.

Disaster: Cabbage blight hits current worldwide crop.  6 billion breathe a sigh of relief.  Curry sales take a major downturn, ruining half of India's economy.  Conspiracy theorists believe it to be an Australian bio-weapon released only to inconvenience a certain person who shall remain nameless.

It won't inconvenience me none... I grow my own cabbages and they're immune to the current blight... he,he, because no self-respecting blight is gonna come around here with rampant barks being peeled off at regular intervals.

As for the downturn in curry powder sales, well I got no worries there, either,  Got a stockpile that'd last a couple of years or more, so I'm gonna be munching curried cabbage in spite of their bio-weapon.

So much for the best laid plans of mice and men, eh!

What him said.

Even if supplies of curry do dwindle there is an alternative...wait until the heat of the summer when the stench of all those sewers get nice and ripe. Bottle up the stench...freeze-dry it...pound it into crystal form and sprinkle it on your cabbage judiciously. Or jusr filter the water from the Ganges River. All that BO from so many taking baths in the water should do it.

Just cruisin' along lookin' for people. Even the crickets are silent. Armaggedon must've happened and I missed it. Boogers!

Resized start menu that doesn't take up entire screen. And it works. (Gotta do the log off buttons)

Taskbar (need start button)

Gonna have to fix the lock/on off reboot buttons...maybe moving the apices of the tan/green triangles right and left respectively?

start buttons are a byotch.... needs to be a cabbage maybe? With a toxic green/orange steam animation?

I'm having trouble with them. I can't 'find' them.

Here's the Red and the Tasmanian Black

I'm happy to see you working on this, my friend! Contact me anytime if you run into problems

WOWSER!! I didn't think it had gotten so far along. I apologize for my impatience. Way to go PoSmedley. As usual your work is awesome!! I did an enlargement of the Red and Tasmanian Black. They have such a futuristic feel to them. Way cool!

Not really 'that' far along. But getting there. Thanks.

'Tis looking good, Po`, I'm impressed.... you're doing a great job on this.

^ What he said! 

A fine job! Going to be one of those rare WB's that every one will either love or shoot out the window when the scratch and sniff gets to 'em.

Thanks y'all, but I'm flying blind here.

My ex once convinced me I could replace a broken heater coil in our clothes dryer. Every one said it was easy-peasy. No one bothered to tell me you had to take the entire machine apart to get to the freaking coil. I did it though. I got to it. I replaced it..and then proceeded to put the entire machine back together. When I was done, I had a box of what I like to call non-essential parts. Notice that I did not call them extra parts. I call them non-essential because the dang thing started and ran for another two years with no problems.

I kinda feel that way with the blind. I'm going through the motions and so far it looks okay on MY PC. But when it's done, I don't know what the hell I'm gonna have to show for it.

I think Helen Keller would have more confidence with a Rubiks Cube. But I'm tryin.