@ #525...

Um, what's up Doc?  You didn't know Hugh Grant has a thing for lollipops and sometimes leaves his laying around... half sucked?

Did he get them at the all night toyshop what caters to the...um...uh...sexual dysfuctionalists? Is that a word?

Oh, you must mean chewing gum....dirty minds.

Hmmm, I woder if there's such a thing as curried cabbage flavoured chewing gum?  I recall reading somewhere that the act of constant gum chewing can produce gas... so a curried cabbage flavoured gum would be right up my alley (or is that down my alley?)

Down I'd imagine unless of course you installed the implant backwards in which case crack-up is a likely scenario.

That one left me Confuscious-ed.

Stinkus Rectumous facing skyward because of implants reversed polarities. Best to keep back at least seven miles. You just never know. Implants these day are look-a-likes from end to end.

What I was referring to, Ed was the old "Confucious say" joke.

Too many kinds of ED around here Doc!

.....that earned ya some karma, kid.

Oh man I just  realised something, for lunch today we had a pork roast baked potatoes, carrots, peas, corn, and of course you guessed it cabbage, phew thankfully it wasn't curried or  there may be some  sort of stink going on here tonight Doh, drats I just rememberd  normal cooked cabbage ooops spoke too soon

Cabbageooops? Apprentice to the Master? Master starkerbark and mrs. Master starkerbark. Two for the price of one really powerful blast from Oz. Armaggedon is right around the corner. I'll bring the popcorn.

Damm it and I thought I was Master, Master Chef that is