Maybe...if the thing doesn't blow a hole through the ceiling....and then who knows where it would land!

Should a starkerbark be fueled by muslie..........................there'll be a whole new meaning to the phenomenon...naked singularity!!

Is Po' still making the skin?

I think he's waiting for the cloud to settle.

Hope not... it gets replenished thrice half-hourly, twice on Sundays.

I do think this should definitely have a sound package made.

Yeah and a hole lot of little pfffts going off as well as  a long trumpeting sound

LOL....and I know just what type of hole you mean me Bonzarette!

Make sure the stopper is near to hand just in case a starkerbark insurrection is in the offing.

Well, bad news I'm afraid.

I have ass-iduously researched the available audio hardware and software, and none fit the tech specs required for recording my Bonzamate starkers.

To be at all functional through the 'outbursts', they'd have to be put in 15 foot thick ferroconcrete reinforced with 100 tons of depleted Uranium, lead shielded and put in special cages to neutalize the E.M.P. generated by the Cap'n. Under these conditions any fine audio rendering would be impossible.

BUTT! There's always hope! I suggest (modestly) that we all record our own, and make it a Community Sound Package. It would be the very first of it's kind and make, well, history at WC (WinCustomize, not Water Closet).

BUTT!......There's always hope!......(modestly) record......first of it's kind......make history......OMG!!!

Where's my microphone........   ROFL and then some!

OMG, just let me know when this takes place , so I can be out of the country , because I don't want to be around  the stech for when he lets rip

NASA just launched, in conjunction with the CDE (Center for Dastardly Emanations), a brand new shiny state of the art hi and lo altitude sub-orbital hyper-sonic whirly-gigglish smello-sat capable of detecting high intensity globe-trottin' clouds of greenish brown plasmatized goo.

During a recent flyby over OZ the sensors encountered a cloud sooooo obnoxious and insidiously corrosive it self-destructed according to a pre-arranged emergency program that allowed the ultra-sensitive highly classified brand new shiny state of the art hi and lo altitude sub-orbital hyper-sonic whirly-gigglish smello-sat capable of detecting high intensity globe-trottin' greenish brown plasmatized goo to turn around and eject itself into another dimension thus avoiding a total meltdown due to high concentrations of starkerbark emamnations.

Try to say that all in one breath......whew!

You mean to say that you're game enough to take a breath with such a noxious cloud in the atmosphere?  You realise, don't you, that the rotations of the Earth mean that what I dropped today in Oz...

..... you'll get in the US tomorrow.

Perhaps the use of a breath mint suppository would do the trick.  It's simply finding someone with the nerve to push it in.