that will have to be one brave soul are  there any volunteers

nope not me ewwww

I had the mistaken idea that this was a WB WIP thread not 18 pages devoted to farting

Did Po drop out here?

well think about it we know who this work in progress is for so forgive us if we go off topic a wee bit  

A team of scientist educators was trying to teach (you'll excuse the expression) monkeys to pull a certain chain to set off a bomb (a Pentagon project). Sooo...being brilliant fellas, they put a suitable concrete plug attached to an identical chain in the behind of an elephant. The scientists fed the elephant for six months a diet of curried cabbage, peanut butter, and other flatulogenic materials. They then hanged a bunch of ripe bananas from the chain with one tethered strongly.

They then released the monkeys. They recorded the entire event from bunkers at 1 mile, 5 miles and 25 miles from the elephant.

The bunker at one and five miles were obliterated, but the scientist in the bunker at 25 miles survived the tidal wave of...crap, and the white hot ball of gas. After beng dug out and rescued, the bloke was laughing insanely, and had to be carted off to the looney bin. Two years later, his laughing had died down to a cackle and chuckle. His doctor asked him, "After the death of the elephant and 50 monkeys as well as the deaths of your group of researchers just what did you find so laughable?"

After wiping his eyes, and stifiling yet another burst of laughter he repled, "Well, after we set the monkeys loose, they all scattered except for three...they climbed up the ladder to the bananas we hung from the chain and tried to pull them off as we trained them to do." He started chuckling and snorting again, but the doctor interrupted, "So? What was so bloody funny?"

The scientist said, "When the cork came out, you should have seen the expression on the monkey's face!".

As if a solitary mint suppository is gonna do the trick... and you ain't gonna get any volunteers to hang around long enough to apply a whole packet... or three.

It is a Curried Cabbage WB WIP thread... the farting is kept going purely for fun... as well as inspiration.

  you surely mean a breath mint repository..........you'd need an....arsenal.....

Why does the image of a shotgun come to mind?

Sawed-off double-barelled 14 gauge with three loads starkerbark-buckshot. Why three you ask......Oh Ho!......One to shoot the enraged elephant when he (it's a big 'bull') charges out of the crap pile intent on stomping you to mush. The second to send the green tinted monkeys scattering to the four winds and the third...well...that ones in case the Feds come swooping down out of the CDC to see what the 'stink' is all about. You aim it at them and yell......OUTGOING!.

(Not incoming as the incoming was directly responsible for the outgoing (barkerblast)).

Guarranteed they'll scatter just like the green tinted monkeys.

Well, it did hit in Oregon....and I thought the all the 'smoke' was from the wild fires in my area! Now I know the reality of it all. I should have read this a while ago. Too late now....LOL

And they don't ship flubbersuits to Oregon. (Something about getting past the smog down south). Not to worry though...they'll soon open a new distribution plant at the foot of Mt. Ranier. Providing of course Ranier holds back the 'Big Burp' long enough that is. Make sure you have the new and improved three mile thick solid duranium pleated double-coated interweaved (they come in designer colors) pull down blast doors installed correctly. If not.........

HEY IMMY, long time no see!

you mean something like this

Not for Starkers.  It would creat too much back pressure.