There's a pearl of wisdom in your response ^ above, angus! 

Oh, I'll be careful orright... I'll install a safety pouch in my underwear to catch any "pearls of wisdom".... just in case.  Let's just hope it's not a gale force bark, not with them slippery things... otherwise the person behind me is gonna get themselves in the morning paper: "Man shot with oyster"

Ahem,!!! I told you that in the strictest confidence... now it's gonna go viral.

How dare you use MY mock up of YOU!  

I'm tellin mom!

See?

Doc can raise the dead!

How did I miss this before?  When did you go hunting with Cheney?

LOL.

The high velocity gas going thru all those layers made the sound of a duck call....lol.

As for the most dangerous V.P. in the history of the USA?

And if I wear my underwear with the built-in kazoo, I can play the national anthem of any country.  I recall the time I was doing 'The Star Spangled Banner' at an Oz-US sports meet and stuffed it up cos I only knew the first few bars... the guy in the audience didn't know how close he was when he said to his mate: "Listen to that, some foreign 'asshole' is trying to play our anthem."

Thank goodness, then, John MxCain didn't make President... otherwise

Sarah Palin would have been the most dangerous VP in the history of the World.  With a crateful of Alaskan guns in Washington - and NO moose to shoot - it would have been open season on Democrats; Democrat voters; errant motorists; government officials she took a dislike to... and police officers who didn't arrest and detain Palin detractors.

What worries me is when she runs for President next time!... and picks the incumbent Mayor of Wasilla as her running mate.  That's gonna be one scary duo if they make it all the way to the White House... more scary than a triple concentrated starkerbark that I've been fermenting in the colon for over a fortnight as an asteroid killer, such as the one NASA asked me to develop to help prevent an armageddon-like catastrophe similar to the one Bruce Willis sacrificed his life for.

Sorry to say it folks, but if Palin and her Wasilla running mate make it to Washington as Pres and VP, I'm gonna have to drop that asteroid killer and hope the innocent have managed to evacuate in time.  Otherwise, the US will be renamed to Greater Alaska, and bridges to nowhere popping up all over the place, with tolls charging people to get nowhere real fast.  Then of course there'd be the billions of taxpayers money spent on a moose breeding programme... purely to provide Palin with 'entertainment' and to help stop her feeling homesick... which of course would also involve deliberate climate change so she can import ice and snow from Alaska to Washington, which would be renamed to New Wasilla.

Yup, pretty scary stuff orright... and folks thought Cheney was dangerous.

Now you know why the Russians sold Alaska to the US. They had the foresight to expect a Palin like individual and wanted no part of it. Wusses!

And the fact that they asked only a dollar for it, you can tell they wanted to offload the stigma of a Palin type extra fast.  At least the Russians saw sense... hopefully others will when Palinruns for pres next time.

Actually 2-3 cents a square foot, I believe.

When oil/gold was discovered, I bet there was wailing and the gnashing of teeth.

I believe natural gas is one of the most plentiful comodities coming from Alaska these days.  I think they us the directional drilling technic and have strayed off course to Queensland and the great Starkers gas field.

I knew it! I just knew it!

Someone's guilty of pirating Cap'n starkers' gas!

Talk about irony!!!!