And there's no point trying to contain it in lead-lined containers and burying it like nuclear waste... the corrosive qualities of curried cabbage would soon reduce the lead to molten liquid and escape.

angus1949

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Hey, the guy in the haz-mat suit looks like he's got a woody.  Probably from lookin' at the Starkersbarker port.

 I'll not sleep this night. 

You won't Sleep this night???  If that Hazmat woody's on account of my 'port', I ain't sleeping... period.  Even a very temporary blockage of my starkerbark port is gonna pose the risk of an accumulative build up and a gas explosion.

Seems I might have to buy that box of matches to keep my eyelids open after all.

CAUTION!!! Extremely flammable...corrosive...radio-active...mortifying even. Woody killer! Only the Flubber Suit...(R) TradeMark of StarkerBark LLC, LTD, INC, INK, K-YG and other good stuff...can safely contain low-level (< 20%) CC gas. Any higher than that and...all gone!!!

Hmmm, now that has me wondering... if the forward thrusting starkerbark I peeled off the other night is why I've not seen a woody recently.

Um, mrs starkers has spoken!  The lack of woody visuals, she says, is because of my big belly hanging over the top.  That'd be the belly I maintain is my chest...had my appendix out and the resultant cavity allowed it to slip in a Southerly direction.

Doc, you got some socks stuffed in ur pants there ?

How long is this WB going to take anyway

I swear that is a pic of starkers shortly after a "weapons release".

You can swear... cuss all you like, that is NOT me!!  And I have the evidence!  My belly would hide any amount of socks in my pants... and the absence of a green gas cloud hovering around the fellow in that pic is a certainity that it isn't me.

Now that is a question we have no answer to... as yet.  Given that Po` has had to work with 'raw' materials, he sometimes (despite his Hazmat suit) is overcome by fumes and recovery can take several days.  Hence, no WB work until the hairs in his nostrils grow back and he doesn't have bloodshot eyes... being such a visual thing, and v, you'd know, Po` needs to be able to see what he's doing, right?

Seems to me, then, if we're gonna see this WB any time soon, I'm gonna have to halt production for a while and put a stop on the next CC gas shipment to the US.

Nah, seriously, the most likely reason progress has been slow so far is that Po` has had some issues and hasn't been too well of late.  Hopefully, he's on the mend and is feeling much better real soon.

Hey Po`, here's thinking of ya.

Hey Po...hope all is well. We kinda miss you dude. Come back and play real soon. You're in our hearts man.

Hey starkers...are you sure that ain't you? I coulda swore I seen a wisp of greenish brown goo trying to escape from beneathe your little toe.

Nope, wasn't me!  The bown goo you spied is probably the result of the guy in front of the guy in the Hazmat suit looking over his shoulder and crapping himself when he saw a huge woody in close proximity to his exhaust pipe.

That close is too too close by far. Woodies have splinters and one of them is sure to penetrate the hazmat suit. Better you should invest in the Flubber Suit. It works.

Well! I'm certainly glad I can clear up the problems that have 'cropped up' (?crapped up?) around the Hazmat Level 4 suit.

I've attemped to clear up the face on the photo (under the gas mask) and believe I've succeeded.

Now then, Cap'n....what is that "ballooning" in your suit? Is it liquid, gas, or mixed?

I think it's organic... wood, if I remember correctly.